Healthy, non-ridiculing and connecting laughter provides physiological, psychological and spiritual benefits you probably never realized or imagined. We are born with the gift of laughter. It's being serious that we learn. So, learn to laugh, and live, all over again. Here are jokes page for everyone to laughs. Enjoys...
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Three guys, stranded on a deserted island, found a magic lantern with a genie, which can grants them one wish each. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. However, the third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
According to a Fed Up Mother, a Teenager is...
· A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
· A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
· A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
· Someone who can hear a song by Black Eyed Peas played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
· A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
· A student who will spend only 12 minutes studying for their history exam but can spend up to 12 hours for her/his driving license.
· A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
· An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
· A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
· A young woman who loves the cat and never tolerates her brother.
· A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for any rock news.
· A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects he might need to help.
· An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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This question has no intention to offend anyone. It is strictly a joke told by someone somewhere out there…
Why are most married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed while married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
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Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it...
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According to one popular Marriage Counsellor, most of her clients who have been married for more than 5 years, they have their own official words that all of them will understand. Enjoy this dictionary for women:-
Argument - A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Barbeque - You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
Diet Soda - A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity - The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise - To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Hair Dresser - Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.
Hardware Store - Similar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Park - Before children meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience - The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.
Waterproof Mascara - Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentine's Day - A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
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A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", “Honey”, etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name." Hahaha…
